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Evan Esar Quotes
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts (Evan Esar Quotes)
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler (Evan Esar Quotes)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow (Evan Esar Quotes)
Egocentric: A person who has his I’s too close together (Evan Esar Quotes)
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment (Evan Esar Quotes)
A signature always reveals a man’s character - and sometimes even his name (Evan Esar Quotes)
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand (Evan Esar Quotes)
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers (Evan Esar Quotes)
The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends (Evan Esar Quotes)
There is nothing more dignified than a corpse (Evan Esar Quotes)
The difference between two men is usually a woman (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal (Evan Esar Quotes)
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a girl who can’t dance well makes up for it during intermission (Evan Esar Quotes)
Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily (Evan Esar Quotes)
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much (Evan Esar Quotes)
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed (Evan Esar Quotes)
A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it (Evan Esar Quotes)
The man who avoids debt doesn’t have to worry about avoiding his creditors (Evan Esar Quotes)
Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar (Evan Esar Quotes)
A compromise is a settlement by which each side gets what neither side wanted (Evan Esar Quotes)
It takes far more courage to violate a custom than a law (Evan Esar Quotes)
The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening (Evan Esar Quotes)
Canada’s climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall (Evan Esar Quotes)
Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work (Evan Esar Quotes)
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it (Evan Esar Quotes)
An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce (Evan Esar Quotes)
The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been (Evan Esar Quotes)